Blue Mountain State, The Complete Series

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Season 1, Episode 1: It's Called Hazing Look It Up

Three incoming freshmen attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must

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Season 1, Episode 2: Craig Loses His Promise Ring in a Stripper

The team throws Craig a promise ring bachelor party, and the next morning he notices his ring is

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Season 1, Episode 3: Pocket P***y

Thad brags that he doesn’t need to get laid because of his Pocket Pussy. One of the players steals

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Season 1, Episode 4: Rivalry Weekend

Billy the goat mascot and Sammy are kidnapped by a rival school

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Season 1, Episode 5: There's Only One Second Best

After too much slacking, Alex gets demoted to third string. He is ecstatic at first, but then

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Season 1, Episode 6: The Drug Olympics

After losing two games in a row, the team participates in a Drug Olympics to exorcise their demons

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Season 1, Episode 7: The Legend of Golden Arm

Recruitment week starts at BMS, and Alex tries to get the #1 quarterback recruit, Golden Arm, to

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Season 1, Episode 8: LAX

Alex unknowingly breaks a years-long truce between the football team and lacrosse team by hooking up

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Season 1, Episode 9: Midterms

Alex, Thad and some other players learn that they are failing and have to pass an upcoming test so

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Season 1, Episode 10: Marathon Monday

Sammy, Alex and Craig participate (along with the rest of the school) in the Marathon Monday

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Season 1, Episode 11: Ransom

Alex gets fan mail from a guy who wants Alex to date his daughter

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Season 1, Episode 12: Piss Test

The team finds out that they have to be drug tested, so they try to stay sober for three days but

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Season 1, Episode 13: Bowl Game

The team gets a bowl bid and heads to Louisiana for the game. Thad warns everyone of the tactics

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Season 2, Episode 1: Controversy

In response to last season’s dismal outcome, Coach Daniels brings in a new star QB who turns out to

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Season 2, Episode 2: The Fingering

After being sodomized in a fumble pile during practice, Thad sets off on an investigation into who

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Season 2, Episode 3: Born Again

The team becomes celibate in order to boost their performance on the field, but it backfires when

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Season 2, Episode 4: Pay for Play

The team begins accepting increasingly ostentatious gifts from agents, while Coach Daniels fends off

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Season 2, Episode 5: Pregnant

Alex, Thad, and Radon receive a message from an unknown woman saying she is pregnant and each

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Season 2, Episode 6: Nerds

The campus nerds revolt, leaving the jocks unable to function academically and causing an identity

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Season 2, Episode 7: Debra

Alex unwittingly sleeps with Coach Daniels’ ex-wife and gets used as a pawn in their bitter

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Season 2, Episode 8: Vision Quest

After the campus is vacated, Thad goes on a vision quest to help him decide between staying at BMS

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Season 2, Episode 9: The Badger

During rivalry weekend, Overland’s mascot gets loose, and Alex and Thad set out to find it so Alex

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Season 2, Episode 10: Hockey

Alex decides that becoming the backup goalie for BMS’ hockey team is the perfect way to avoid his

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Season 2, Episode 11: Drunk Tank

Alex and his teammates end up in the local drunk tank, where they must stay until they blow a .06 on

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Season 2, Episode 12: Trap Game

The team is one game away from and undefeated season when Radon is tackled in practice by Thad

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Season 2, Episode 13: Riot

When a riot breaks out on campus after the team goes undefeated, Alex and the players must cross the

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Season 3, Episode 1: The Captain

While Alex adjusts to becoming the starting quarterback and team captain, Thad awaits word on his

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Season 3, Episode 2: Dic Pics

Alex and Thad deal with the ramifications of a pornographic photo that Thad sent from Alex’s phone

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Season 3, Episode 3: Thad's Back

Alex takes on Thad’s persona as he struggles to pull Thad out of a post-suspension slump while Sammy

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Season 3, Episode 4: The Peak

Alex and Sammy have a falling out when Alex plays the best game in his career and accepts it as the

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Season 3, Episode 5: Training Day

Thad offers to teach Alex what it is to be a local celebrity, but he has ulterior motives. Mary Jo

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Season 3, Episode 6: Blackout

A blackout on campus has postponed the following day’s game against Buckingham. Alex uses it as an

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Season 3, Episode 7: Superstition

When his pre-game rituals start to betray his game-time performance, Harmon goes on a quest to find

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Season 3, Episode 8: Fun Facts

As Coach Daniels prepares to be inducted into the College Hall of Fame, Thad comes to terms with

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Season 3, Episode 9: The C-Word

Thad’s behavior takes a turn for the worse after he suffers a concussion making it difficult for

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Season 3, Episode 10: One Week

ONE WEEK, a HARD KNOCKS-esque television series, is at BMS following the team and its coaches both

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Season 3, Episode 11: Death Penalty

BMS rejoices when they find they will be playing Blackwell for the Bowl Championship. The

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Season 3, Episode 12: The Corn Field Pt. 1

BMS loses the Bowl Game to Blackwell when their starters are benched from play due to breaking NCAA

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Season 3, Episode 13: The Corn Field Pt. 2

The battle continues as the BMS and Blackwell teams fight it out on the corn field for bragging